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<details> <summary>What does yoda say when he sees himself on a 4k tv?</summary> <b>HDMI</b> </details> <details> <summary>What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?</summary> <b>A labracadabrador</b> </details> <details> <summary>Why don't GitHub Actions and GitLab Actions get along?</summary> <b>They don't CI to eye</b> </details> <details> <summary>Tequila is not the solution to all problems...</summary> <b>But it is worth a shot</b> </details> <details> <summary>Why was the cocktail sad?</summary> <b>Because someone called him old-fashioned</b> </details> <details> <summary>What did the grape say when the sommelier stepped on it?</summary> <b>It gave a little wine</b> </details>

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<details> <summary>Which computer serial interface has exactly 666MB/s of bandwidth?</summary> <b>SATA-N</b> </details> <details> <summary>How do billboards talk?</summary> <b>Sign language</b> </details> <details> <summary>I got addicted to drinking brake fluid.</summary> <b>Don't worry, I can stop anytime.</b> </details>